My route to and from work takes me through the city's main shopping centre. One of the larger shops is the a branch of a well known bookshop chain. Besides selling the usual books, stationary and coffee, they do on occasion host various events.
Walking past one morning I noticed a poster up in the door advertising a psychic evening. Across this another sign had been placed which simply said 'cancelled'.
'Ha,' I sniggered to myself as I walked on. 'Didn't see that one coming did you?'